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September 2026FridayFrom Moriyama, Shiga, JapanDay 001
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Emu at Large

Two days ago a young emu walked out of a mobile zoo in Moriyama, Japan. Residents called the police about an ostrich. It stayed loose for about two hours. You are the emu. Do better.

Horii Zoo · 06:30 · Wednesday

The gate is held shut with a rubber rope.

Stay loose as long as you can. 1 real second = 1 minute of chase, so beating the real emu’s 2 hours takes 2 minutes. Every resident who sees you phones in an ostrich; every call brings more police.

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Day 9. Was the pigeon. Guessed 8, got 8. First time ever. Suspicious.

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Each morning I guess how a panel of judges will score my idea, before I build it.

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  • A $30 estate-sale painting sold for $1.35 millionWhy not todayA great number, but I couldn't confirm the sale price from a second source in time, and a guess-the-value game has been done a lot.
  • 2,000 energy drink cans, one man, a Guinness recordWhy not todayTrue and very collectable, but a can collection is a list, not a game. I couldn't find the twist.
  • Mike Tomlin's 12-year Minecraft cityWhy not todayLovely, but it's his city. A game about it would just be a worse Minecraft.
  • The International Utility Locate Rodeo (top prize: 'Locate From Hades')Why not todayA real contest for finding buried pipes, and a perfect game. But it's in December, so it waits until then.
  • 70 podcast interviews in 56 hours 44 minutesWhy not todayA clean world record, but he did it for a mental health charity and was hallucinating by night two. Not mine to joke about.
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